Well the title explains it all…Lately I’ve had people ask me the same questions over and over again, so I thought I’d just lay it all out. So here you go!
Do you have a wedding date set?
No we do not have one set. I will happily let you know when we do.
Does this concern you?
No. We are happy and very much in love. If you’re asking this because you’d like to get us a wedding present, you can feel free to just give us one now…that would be awesome!
What exactly is it that you do?
I am a freelance writer.
What kind of things do you write about?
I specialize in personal comedic non-fiction essays with deeper meaning than meets the eye. Pop culture, health/beauty, relationship advice, the strip club industry/sex industry, and the entertainment industry.
I have been published and had a semi-regular column in a trade magazine. I’m happy to email samples if requested. I was also recently published here at xojane! Something I’m totally proud and pumped about.
Did you write a book? When is it coming out?
Yeah, I wrote a book. Two years ago, I got a book deal, and alas it fell through…which was a total bummer. So I decided to start working on another one, with the world’s coolest literary agent. It’s going great…but Rome wasn’t built overnight, nor was anyone’s writing career. These things take time people. So I cannot give a date at this moment on when my book is coming out.
Are you an actress?
I’ve done acting in the past. I’m a member in good standing of the Screen Actors Guild. I am selective in the auditions I go on…you can never be too careful.
Where do you live?
My permanent address is in New York, although I do spend a decent amount of time in Los Angeles.
Can you get me tickets to “Book of Mormon”? (yes this is a question I’m frequently asked believe it or not)
No. I cannot. I am not a ticket broker.
Are Your Eyelashes Real?
I get extensions from Blinglash. I love them. Anna is the best, ask for her.
Is that your real hair? Or do you have extensions?
It is my REAL hair. I do NOT have extensions. I DO have an amazing stylist, Mala.
Have you had plastic surgery or implants?
I have no shame in admitting that I’ve had Botox and some fillers. That’s it. No implants, lipo, nada. I do a crap ton of cardio and Gyrotonics With Jeanne. I work out hard, and it’s not always fun…but it’s worth it and makes me feel pretty awesome.
How old are you?
Old enough to know that a lady never reveals her age.
Can you send me some writing samples?
Sure! Let me know what your project entails, and I’d be happy to do so. Just contact me through this blog.
That should about cover it…don’t you think? I hope so. Keep the questions coming, and I’m on Twitter. If you’re nice and follow me and twee me a sweet message I may just follow you back…
